Man Defends Horse Rape: ‘I Was Thinking It Would Have A Horseman Baby’

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Man Defends Horse Rape: ‘I Was Thinking It Would Have A Horseman Baby’

Is it a crime to have a vivid imagination? Not yet, but it is a crime to try to make that vision manifest – particularly when yours is a vision of a hybrid man-horse centaur that can only be conceived by a forcible sexual encounter with a horse.

These are the charges that Texas nativeAndrew Mendoza, 29, is facing. The Smoking Gun reports that Mendoza engaged in equine rape with the hopes of conceiving a fantastical creature of legend.

Hopefully, the judge will take Mendoza’s honesty… so much honesty… into consideration before sentencing.

“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”

Original articlehttp://www.mediaite.com/online/man-defends-horse-rape-i-was-thinking-it-would-have-a-horseman-baby/

[Ambrocious]

Wow...this much ignorance makes me almost ill.

[Nima]

UPDATE: “Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.” – The Smoking Gun

[rudrax]

:rofl:

[pweeseonichan]

That's what happens when you read "Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou " :wub: :lol:

[nIGHT]

I was only 13 years old when I joined a volunteer nightly patrol due to rampant robbery-killing in our neighborhood in our province when on my third

night volunteering we saw a man humping a cow. One of the adults approach the man and held him.

We asked "What's with you and the cow?", He replied "My wife won't allow me to have sex with her."

Some of us laughed but I didn't. I pity that man.

After a month, that man was caught again and I saw him in the police station.

This time he have an intercourse with a sheep (not a goat).

I asked him why did he chose the sheep this time, He replied, "There is only a pig and a sheep. I won't have sex with a pig. It looks like my wife!"

All the people in the police station laughed, I didn't.

I asked the chief of police to have this man take a shower and let him have sex with a woman.

The chief granted my request due to our influence in that town.

After he took a bath, ate his food, we gave him a sex worker who knows nothing about him.

Then, we watched him have sex with the woman, and I was shocked.

He took her doing a doggy style. He is accustomed to this kind of sex for so long. jeez!

I requested to sent him to a mental hospital. Later, he was found having some kind of metal illness. <_<

Andrew should be sent to a mental hospital and not be held in a prison.

I thought US has an advanced psychology and psychiatric field.

[sanjoa]

:omg: :wtf: This guy is crazy, need to be on a psychiatric institution.

[Marik]

he thought the horse would give birth to a centaur?

this guy's been smoking too much mindfuck weed and has played too much wow

[Alanon]

Well, what can you say. Society can't look after everyone, and some people slide in between the cracks without treatment they really need. Granted, there's no cure for stupidity.

[majithia23]

Its known as Bestiality ! :mellow:

But , thinking of reproducing from it !

Seriously ---

[Shadowx]

Man, defend horse Rape... etc.. etc.. , what was he thinking

[DKT27]

UPDATE: “Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.” – The Smoking Gun

May he rest in horse hell, with rapist horses.

[xpmule]

That's what happens when you read "Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou " :wub: :lol:

naw that is what happens when you buy / read any of Issei Sagawa's art, books, videos, comics..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa

you can see real pictures in his book (and on youtube) of the cute french girl's body he chopped up

and pictures of some of his favorite body parts he saved for later in his fridge.

WARNING may be disturbing !

[Lyon275]

:lmao: :lol: :rofl:

[Arachnoid]

They better not send any of that meat over here I dont fancy sloppy seconds :rolleyes: :lol: :unsure: