mostwanted Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you." Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?" Helen: "No, the gardener did." Wife: "So, how much do you want?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zart_zaku Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 lol :lol: . very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rach Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 :lol: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcs18 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Not the usual predictable stuff. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majithia23 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I saw it coming ! :PI guessed - " The Driver ! " :tehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 me guessed Helen must be a lesbo.. :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowx Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Lol :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nIGHT Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 I like this kind of jokes. It has a twist. hehe! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeforever03 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Great!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stringy Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 LOL :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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