rudrax Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 5 ways to catch a tiger Newton's law: Allow the tiger to catch you, then you catch the tiger Einstein's law: Chase the tiger until the tiger becomes tired, then you catch the tiger . Inverse law: Get into a cage kept near a tiger. Then take the inverse. Criminal's law: Kidnap tiger's wife & threaten the tiger to surrender. Police method: Catch a cat & beat it until it agrees that it is a tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I like the Police's method :tehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 I like the Police's method :tehe:That's one Bizzare (verb) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarik Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 LOL :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nIGHT Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Man's biggest mistake is he is so captivated by the idea to catch a tiger until he realized that he's stuck with her for the rest of his miserable life. If you doesn't follow her commands and wishes you'll see her inner tiger instinct suddenly comes out, and an awful beating and scratching and nagging begins. :lmao: In addition to that horrible situation your in, she will give you hours and hours of free history lessons on Man's mistakes and shortcomings! <_< Oh well, this is life! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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