Zeus_Hunt Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?***************The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.***************2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?***************Wrong Answer pen the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.***********3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?***********Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?***********Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.Please write how many questions for which you have given the right answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 1, 2, and 4 were correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonHead2089 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 0 :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoDrAs Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 lol, just 1 and 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomez Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 1,2,3.4 take the elephant out to cross the river on it ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsane Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 none, guess i'm a pro :shy:edit: for the record, i was thinking "shoot the bastard, butcher it, through it in a ziplock bag, and place it in the fridge" :shy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 none, guess i'm a pro :shy:edit: for the record, i was thinking "shoot the bastard, butcher it, through it in a ziplock bag, and place it in the fridge" :shy:Guess you need to stop playing GTA :shy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsane Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 what, meat's meat, i'd eat the bastard...prolly make a good sandwich :shy:edit: never been hunting i take it? :shy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Four question can tell if you are a genious or notObviously not you. It's spelt "genius" :shy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 Obviously not you. It's spelt "genius" :shy:Sam is the only "genius" over here... :shy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 edit: never been hunting i take it? :shy:What am I gonna hunt in NYC? The Zoo bears :shy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted September 15, 2005 Administrator Share Posted September 15, 2005 4/4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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