majithia23 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 John goes to his Physician to get help for his troubled sex life . He has been lately suffering from mild degrees of ED ( Erectile Dysfunction ) . Not knowing exactly the reason , whether it is really ED or he doesnt find his wife attractive enough any longer . Regardless , he goes to confide to his GP and get help . Doc - " OK John . I know how you must be feeling and i think i can help you . See , this is a new drug that works much better than the standard Viagra . It helps ED but also has some chemicals like Pheromones and such which really do pep up the intimate part . It has come to me for trial purposes and if you agree to be a part of the test program , i ll even pay you to use it ! " John - " Holy crap Doc . What more do i want ! Sex and money ! Get me in ! " Doc - " Ok sign here and here are the Meds . One before a few minutes of your intended intimacy period and you should see the difference . For the good ! " John goes back happy , winds up the day and hits home . Takes a shower , few beers , finishes the meal , pops in the Tab and off he goes into the bedroom with his wife . Wakes up in the morning and realizes he had the sex of his life last night . Happy and contented and his manliness knows no bounds when even his wife greets him in the morning , -- " Hey honey ! What was that last night ! You literally blew my head off . You were like a 20 year old ravaging up like a hungry lion ! Gosh , i Love You ! " John now almost going to blast off with this new found trick , knew what he needs to do . Pops in half a bottle of the Tab . Just then at the parallel time at the Doc's clinic , the Doc realizes he forgot to warn John , NOT TO OVERDO IT . He calls up John's home . 5 year old Johnny answers - " Yes , Doctor Flemming . What is it ? " Doc - " Johnny , where is Dad ? " Johnny - " He is busy " Doc - " So where is mum ? " Johnny - " She is dead ." Doc- " Oh ... i m sorry . But this is urgent . Can i talk to your sis ? " Johnny - " She passed out ." Doc- " Oh ... I can understand . But i need to inform something important . Where is your house keeper ?" Johnny - " She Ran away " Doc - " So your mum is dead , sister passed out , and house keeper ran away . What exactly is John busy with ? " Johnny - " He is busy running half naked after our 3 year old bitch Suzie outside in the lawn ! " :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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implague Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 EEEEECH thats gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annaa Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 :rolleyes:a bit funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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