Tight Skirts

[Donaldo]

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young lady wearing a tight mini skirt is waiting for the bus. As the bus pulls over and it's her turn to get on, she becomes aware that her skirt is too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reaches behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tries to take the step, only to discover that she can't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reaches behind herself to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempts the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she can't raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reaches behind to unzip a little more and again is unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who is standing behind her picks her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She goes ballistic and turns to the would-be Samaritan and yells, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiles and drawls, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

[irefay]

How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!

should read:

Dare how you body my touch! You who don't even I know are!

Why?

Because she is severely dyslexic. Think about it. the skirt would un-zip in an upwards fashion. His zipper would only un-zip in a downward fashion.

Next, she would have to turn her hand outwards to reach his zipper as opposed to inwards to reach her zipper.

:dance2: just a thought

[sumant30]

Nice one man.... ;) :unsure: