Zeus_Hunt Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.""Onions?""Yes, see them and they make you cry."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.""A Christmas tree?""Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 :blink: :blink: B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted September 4, 2005 Administrator Share Posted September 4, 2005 Hmm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted September 4, 2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2005 Hmm.....Is this post going to go as well B) :blink: Just tell me they were not funny :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted September 4, 2005 Administrator Share Posted September 4, 2005 This ones borderline, atm i think its ok. Maybe i'll change my mind later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted September 4, 2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2005 This ones borderline, atm i think its ok. Maybe i'll change my mind later.take ur time :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 This ones borderline, atm i think its ok. Maybe i'll change my mind later.:blink: Its quite funny though :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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