Bizarre™ Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.”The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get a message to her.”The clerk replies “Anything?”“Yes… ANYTHING!” replies the blonde.He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. “Take it out”, says the clerk.”She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says “Well… go ahead and do it…” She brings her lips close to it and shouts “Hello? … Mom?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donaldo Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Hello hello - why is this phone spitting on me :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 omg beyond -0% brain powa :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumant30 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Nice one man..;). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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