Murphy's Logic

[Bizarre™]

One day Murphy was outside and was mowing his grass when a big moving truck pulled in the driveway next to his. Knowing that no one lives there he figures that he is getting a new neighbor. He finishes up his grass and the neighbor’s are unloading the truck he walks up to the fence and says hello, I’m Murphy and I live next door. Well the guy sets down the box that he is carrying and says “good to meet you Murphy, I am Tim”.

Well the two of them got to talking and Murphy asked Tim what he did for a living. Tim thought for a moment and proclaimed proudly that “I deal with logic.” Murphy, looking dumbfounded, said “what?” Tim offered Murphy an example.

Murphy said “allright.” Tim said, “Do you have a dog? Murphy replied “yea, I have a dog”. Tim then stated “Well then it is logical to assume that you have children.” Murphy said that is right, I have 2. Tim then stated “if you have 2 kids then it is logical to assume that you have a wife.” Murphy said “Yea, 10 years now!” Tim said “well then its logical to assume that you are a “heterosexual.” Tim, astonished, said “Wow, that’s right!”

Well later that day Murphy came across his other neighbor Jim and Jim said “Hey, I see you have a new neighbor.” Murphy stated “Yea, he’s very interesting too.” Jim says “what do you mean?” “Well, Murphy stated he has the most interesting job.” Jim said “What is it?” “Murphy says he deals with logic.” Jim said “Logic.. what?” “That’s what I said” stated Murphy. “Well let me give you an example.”

Murphy said “Jim, do you have a dog?” Jim said “Now you know I dont have no dog.” So Murphy pondered this for a minute and said “You’re gay!”

[sumant30]

Nice one man..;).

[Bizarre™]

Nice one sumant30... I see... <_<

[Peace_Angel]

Murphy proves himself!

That's a good example of --> if anything can go wrong, it will. <--!

LOL