Zeus_Hunt Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."Man: "No sir, I was going 65."Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted August 31, 2005 Administrator Share Posted August 31, 2005 :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preso Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 :unsure: what a honest and....stupid wive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomez Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 hahahahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted September 1, 2005 Author Share Posted September 1, 2005 :unsure: what a honest and....stupid wiveI believe she is totally frustrated with her husband... :) Who wants a husband like him.... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SliverSamuel Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 well, i would not want a wife like her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 well, i would not want a wife like her...Well.. If u were a grl...u would not want a husband like him.. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 ;) Too honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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