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@tonyblair:

You don't need to use the sharecode format with youtube links :)

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c'mon I think my lifetime (remaining) wont be enough to finish this one...

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time is gold Jedi Master

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12323-234427-12347234178-4237182137812378213782378hhsdfahasdfbjasdjk;asbjk;-123487823478923-78234 Yeaars old ;) :)

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Rolling, rolling rolling ......

(definition :Rolling is a combination of rotation (of a radially symmetric object) and translation of that object with respect to a surface.)

Rollin' in a hearse

rollin' in it

rollin' long

rollin' mess

Rollin' on 24's

rollin' on dubs

Rollin' On Michael Jordans

Rollin' on the one

rollin' pennies

rollin' rocks

Rollin' That Beautiful Bean Footage

rollin' the dice

Rollin' the nip

Rollin' Thick

rollinballz

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Ballz

- Interjection. Often yelled durning a bad situation in an attempt to try and insult the situation for your own incompetence.

"Ballz!"

"Holy Ballz!"

ballz

- common slang for "balls." used as a swear word that's not technically a swear word.

*In a public place, at the top of his lungs*

Paul: BALLZ i stubbed my toe

- when you just too cool for balls, there's the next level of cool... you say: ballz stress the z make it sounds different than an s.

mom: clean your room please//

you: ballz

mom: ok sounds good (Y)

BALLZ

- A punching/kick boxing bag for women.

Girl: It's time for my kickboxing lessons.

Guy: Nooooooooo! Ouch!*falls down holding balls!*

Ballz and a half

Ballz backwards

ballz deep

ballz0rz

ballzac

ballzach

ballzach smack

ballzack

ballzagna

Ballzark

Ballzass

ballzdeep

ballzed

Ballzer

ballzey

Ballzheimer's

Ballzheimer's Disease

Ballzheimers

Ballzheimers disease

Ballzherone

Ballzin' Nutz

ballzing

ballzinis

Ballzinis Blowpop

ballzinni

:)

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Bizarre™ , You beat me. I surrender. :dance2:

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Bizarre™

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@tonyblair:

I wasn't competing :dance2:

I was just bringing some fun in this thread :dance2:

I suggest we post something like this more often :dance2:

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competing

Etymology: Late Latin competere to seek together, from Latin, to come together, agree, be suitable, from com- + petere to go to, seek

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egg

Overweight russian who rarely bathes or changes his clothes for weeks on end causing an extremely strong body odor.

Slang term from the Brighton Beach/Sheepshead Bay area of Brooklyn, NY.

That Dubinsky is such an egg.

smell stench filth dirty odor

egg

Christ, what is wrong with you people ? An egg is an egg. A conjugating cell which unites with another of like or unlike character to form a new individual.

Most talked about is the chicken's egg, usually white or brown in colour and shaped like an oval with a fat end. Alot of people eat them, but vegans don't eat them.

And people who don't like them don't eat them either.

Fred: What is that?

Tom: It's an egg!

egg

a white person that has a fetish for asian women/men. white on the outside/yellow on the inside.

goddamit, i am such a fucking egg. i get rock hard every time i go to the asian market and see those tight asian women.

egg

white on the outside, yellow on the inside.

a wanna be asian.

keith is an egg.

"my kimono is too long. Damn im such an egg"

Egg

A person who is white on the outside but yellow (asian) on the inside.

That white girl got a 100 on the calc test?

Yea, she's an egg.

white yellow asian egg cracker

egg

The oval object that birds lay. Some you eat, some you leave to hatch. Also:

Slang for an Ecstacy Tablet.

Something an immature child calls another child as a supposed insult.

1) Matt: You're gay. Jahdon: Shutup you egg.

2) Hey man i'll give you an egg for $35

3) Wow, the chicken just laid an egg!

Egg

A very fun virbating toy for a woman. Usually remote control. Can be worn anytime (in a class, walking the dog, etc.) Give you a very discreate way to have an orgasm with out a dildo, penis, or your fingers.

Alex: Is that cum on your pants Jaime?

Jaime: Yeah, I bought one of those "egg" things that you wear any time.

Alex: Got bored during that lecture?

Jaime: Hell ya! just reached in my pocket, flipped the switch to on, got wetter and wetter then finally, i cummed all over my pants.

author egg

Egg & Spoon

egg and bean

egg and chips

egg and cress

egg and spoon

egg bandit

egg banjo

Egg Basket

egg beater

Egg Bok

egg bomb

egg bot

egg bound

Egg bowl

egg burp

Egg bush

egg chaser

Egg Chasing

Egg chute

Egg Cooker

Egg Crate

egg cream

egg dance

Egg Donut

egg drop

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Hi Bizarre™,

You forget the countdown!!!! :whistle:

Are we blind if we are inside the Egg? :w00t:

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OMFG, why are you talking about eggs.. Yeah it's my breakfast most of the time.. But uhm? :lol:

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Bizarre™

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Another spammer has risen from the dead :hi:

Oh what shall we do Haantjuh?

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spammer

A moron who sends out E-mails, filling up your inbox so you can't find any real E-mail.

One who seems to think that a 7-year-old girl needs to be informed she can enlarge her penis in just 6 weeks.

"What's the rope and rifle for?"

"Ima' going spammer hunting!"

spammer

Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. Fills the email boxes of people with offers for increasing the size of male genitila, mortgage refinacing, credit, links to pages displaying every kind of sexual act known to humans, and among other things, pills.

I know someone who was in the hospital for a week last year, when he got home there was over 2000 spam messages in his inbox.

Spammer

A person who floods boards, forums, or IM with heathenish blasphemy. Usually is a teenage boy who is just going to puberty and/or is having problems deciding on his sexualty. Many times there are misspell words because they are hurrying up to post before they get banned from the site.

When members of some sites flood other sites it is seen as a holy act and they have already decided whether they like standing up or bending down

Spammer 1: Join this site. Url usually goes here It better than this one...And their is free porn.

www.mymotherthinksiamstudying.com

Teenage Boy on Board: ....Free porn?!?!?!

Teenage Girl on Board: ....That is immoral to women

Teenage Boy on Board: ....Free porn??!??!

Spammer: Ya and you get a *BANNNED*

Mod: He has been IP banned for life. Continue as usual

Teenage Boy on Board: ...Free porn!?!?!

spam annoying punk pussy spammer spamming

spammer

The lowest form of life! Spammers must die! If you know one, use one of the below methods to end it's life!

Spammers should be burried up to their necks in the ground than run over with lawn mowers!

Spammers should be tied to poles then cut from sternum to pubic bone and allowed for their entrails to fall out. At this point the entrails should be doused with a flamable liquid and ignited before the dying eyes of the spammer!

Spammers are the stupidest pieces of shit allive and all should die a most horrible and painful death!

Do your part and kill a spammer today!

spammer

A person or organization whose sole purpose is to clog up your email account with junk mail, crappy porn links, credit card offers, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 4 Inches" adverts.

If the hackers really want something challenging to do, they should go after the spammers instead. After all, even hackers would be pissed off with having to delete 40+ spam messages from their inbox daily.

spammer

Term used to describe the group of useless, pointless lives that mainly go on YouTube, create alias accounts, and go around on completely random videos and say "go to camznow dot com for nude girls". Sometimes they will use different fake IP's. Spammers also send bots out to advertise their crappy channel and comment on others' channels pretending to be their friend, resulting in those people going to the spammers channel. Ususlly paid YouTube partners do this, and for every view they get, they get more money.

On a video about slurpees and video games-

spammer: cool video, but it doesn't have any nude girls! go to CAMAZONCAMS dot COM for nude girls.

video maker: Go f*** yourself and die. *deletes comment & blocks user*

youtube spam spammer pointless life lives useless die

spammer

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.

With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.

spammer's paradox

spammercial

spammered

spammericide

spammers

spammery

spamming

spamming jesus

spammish

Spammity Calamity!

spammonkey

spammy

spamn

Spamnation

Spamnesia

Spamnidextrous

Spamoflage

spamoid

SPAMolgy

spamoni

spamoogi

spamoon

Spamoozled

spamorama

spamorati

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NEVER,

WHOOP HIS ASS...WHOOOP IT...AAAAAAAAAAARRGHGHHH

We Own Ya Ass D:

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Spamoozled .... hmmmm Spam...Egg :

OK can you tell me who I am ???

I have three separate regions:

The Head.

This has two important features. The acrosome contains lytic enzymes xxxxxxxcensuredxxxxx. These enzymes digest the outer membrane of the egg, allowing penetration of the xxxxcensuredxxx.

 

The Middle Section

This part, immediately behind the head, contains numerous mitochondria. These respire sugars in the xxxcensurexxx to generate ATP in order to provide the energy for movement of the tail. 

The Tail

This contains microfilaments running the length of the tail (arranged in the usual 9 + 2 system seen in Eukaryotic organisms). Rhythmic contraction of the filaments causes the tail to wave and move against the fluid environment, providing forward motion.

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