Define computer in your own words

[rudrax]

So guys, here's the thing..

I want the interested one to define computer in his own words..

Here's mine:

A COMPUTER IS AN ELECTRONIC MACHINE WHICH ACCEPTS ANY INPUT GIVEN TO IT IN ITS ACCEPTABLE FORM, PROCESSES THE INPUT IN SUCH A WAY THAT OUR MOTIVE OF GIVING THE INPUT TO IT, RESULTS AN EXPECTED OUTPUT.

[captcha]

for me

A COMPUTER IS A ELECTRONIC DEVICE WHICH WHEN USED REGULARLY FOR A LONG TIME MAY RESULT IN FOUR EYES! B)

[dcs18]

A COMPUTER IS AN ELECTRONIC MACHINE WHICH ACCEPTS ANY INPUT GIVEN TO IT IN ITS ACCEPTABLE FORM, PROCESSES THE INPUT IN SUCH A WAY THAT OUR MOTIVE OF GIVING THE INPUT TO IT, RESULTS AN EXPECTED OUTPUT.

How strange and how true - you just succeeded in accurately describing my doggie. :yes:

[TuFaS]

Computer = a piece of hardware that in a given moment produces erroneous result through the incorrect interpretation of the software that you can hit & kick !!!

[Dodel]

A computer is to internet, as what Facebook is to divorce.

[avmad]

Computer. A device that lets you view a wealth of free pornography one handed. :P

[chlorophyll]

an electronic device which can CREATE relations n could BREAK relations...hahaha...... :)

[rudrax]

All are off the track definitions.. :P

@Rocketman, You have great doggie :showoff:

[implague]

Commonly Operated Machine,Practically Used for Training Research & Education

[Alanon]

Music box

[shought]

Any system capable of performing logical routines.

[Justintime]

It is an electronic device that accepts information binary form and manipulates according to instructions given to it in a variable program.

[microavatar]

Computer is simply a machine of Learning. :rolleyes:

[myidisbb]

computer is a machine that processes data. first true computers that actually worked was Jacquard loom then Babbage Analytic Engine. thi sis what all things we call computers was base off of. they used it for census count in usa.

[majithia23]

A machine whose intelligence is in direct proportion to that of the user operating it . ;)

[grouchysmurf]

A device capable of carrying out thousands of calculations a second, converting those calculations into digital bits of info consisting of 0's and 1's and then reassembling those bits back into an analog format that can be understood by the human operator.

A device originally invented to keep track of mathematical probabilities, first used by the government to track profiling probabilities with in certain populations, used by the military to track and create damage assessment probabilities, used by NASA to track survival probabilities, used by corporations to track and asses profit probabilities, and used by the general population to track MyFarm probabilities on Facebook.

An electronic device which has caused a certain "dumb" down effect on the general population as people no longer have to think for themselves.

There ya go, pick one and go with it. :P