Win7nerd Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 some are offensive, but dont say i didn't warn you in the title! Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A. Because they're not going to work in the future either Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm? A. A pimp Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!' Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale??? A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh!t.' Q.. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A.. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United-States some are offensive, but dont say i didn't warn you in the title! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myidisbb Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 lol something different and new thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedrito Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Awesome! :win: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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