Win7nerd Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Alabama: At Least We're Not MississippiAlaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!Arizona: But It's a Dry HeatArkansas: Litterasy Ain't EverythingCalifornia: As Seen on TVColorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our WaterFlorida: Ask Us About Our GrandkidsGeorgia: Without Atlanta We're AlabamaHawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... OK, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Are Real GoodIllinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa: We Do Amazing Things With CornKansas: First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky: 5 Million People; Seven Last NamesLouisiana: We're Not All Drunk CajunsMaine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap LobsterMaryland: A Thinking Man's DelawareMassachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden'sMichigan: First Line of Defense From the CanadiansMinnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 MosquitoesMississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at WorkMontana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies and Very Little ElseNebraska: Ask About Our State Motto ContestNevada: Whores and Poker!New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us AloneNew Jersey: You Want a F**kin' Motto? I Got Yer F**kin' Motto Right Here!New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent PetsNew York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...North Carolina: Tobacco is a VegetableNorth Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!Ohio: We Wish We Were In MichiganOklahoma: Like the Play, Only No SingingOregon: Spotted Owl -- It's What's For DinnerPennsylvania: Cook With CoalRhode Island: We're Not Really An IslandSouth Carolina: We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the NorthSouth Dakota: Closer Than North DakotaTennessee: The Educashun StateTexas: A Whole 'Nother Country!Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont: YepVirginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!Wisconsin: Come Cut Our CheeseWyoming: Wynot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calguyhunk Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Being non-American, i didn't get all the 50 references, but the 40-45 that I did get ('cuz people round the world know so much more 'bout the US than the Americans know 'bout people outside) were hillarious.Why are all kinds of stereotypes ('bout people, places and cultures) so wrong and yet so funny? :DEspecially liked DE, MI, MS, OR, CA, NJ (Bet Snookie and the gang doesn't help :P), NV and SC :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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