Win7nerd Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store only once. There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor, the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to The fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. this one in my opinion is a little offensive but some might like it :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrownie Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 :lol: Good One.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avitar Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 SO DAM true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 heard it sometimes with frens donno its popular in the us too... none the less good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted June 29, 2012 Administrator Share Posted June 29, 2012 heard it sometimes with frens donno its popular in the us too... none the less good one Most of the jokes are like wildfire. They spread everywhere, very fast. And India has never been a great jokes producer except half of Santa-Banta ones. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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