Zeus_Hunt Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry. Cause : You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink! 4. Symptom : The floor is moving. Cause: You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you! 5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause : You have your glass on your ear. Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself! 6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause: You're in the wrong house. Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house. 7 . Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and The music is very repetitive. Cause : You're in an ambulance. Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 These might come in handy some day! Thanks Zeus :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 These might come in handy some day! Thanks Zeus :DI carry a copy in my pocket :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irefay Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 lol dont forgetSymptom: You are having a hard time squeezing through a small white tubeCause: Your heads in the toilet and your hand is on the handleCure: Pull head out of ass and get head out of toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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