erRor67 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Questions given to kids ages 8 to 10 concerning marrage...HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10 (Lol, how true)WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? ( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.-- Camille, age 10 ( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. --Freddie, age 6 (Funny how its true. ;))HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? ( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 (Probably speaks from experience ;))WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? ( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 (her too)WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? ( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (nah, men have nothing good to say. They just want to listen.)( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.-- Martin, age 10 (lol, that guy is set for life)WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? ( 1 ) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (:::cough:::golddigger::cough:: )( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.-- Curt, age 7 ( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 (Hmm, interesting... I should use this to my advantage...)IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? ( 1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 (Ahh, the innocence... Life was good back then...)( 2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.-- Anita, age 9 (Meh, trash usually cleans up after itself. :P)HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? ( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 (Smart ass... Everyone knows that parents get their babies from that one bird that tries to be Santa Claus...)And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? ( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 (Lol.. no comment needed...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 ;) ;) ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Good one :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomez Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 ;) ;) :pirate: ;) :frusty: -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.