Marik Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnixSofter Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I would like to see Mr. Bear's face. :rofl: :( :eekout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anteus Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Hahaha, dooming the bear race! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myidisbb Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Hahaha, dooming the bear race!there would still be pandas since they are not bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anteus Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 If pandas aren't bears why bring it up :o :dance2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearoninternet Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I would like to see Mr. Bear's face. :rofl: :o :dance2:Just look to the left! :w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anteus Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I would like to see Mr. Bear's face. :w00t: :o :dance2:Just look to the left! :w00t: Hilarious :rofl: and what a coincidence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myidisbb Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 If pandas aren't bears why bring it up :o :dance2:just so you would know you would still have pandas thats all. (kind of followup on the joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 The bear is a dumbass for not wishing for every bear in the world to be a female in first place ! :o But the end was great :dance2: Wonder what all the bears felt changing from man to woman suddenly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anteus Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Yea thought so too.Maybe like "OMG I'm gay!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted July 26, 2009 Administrator Share Posted July 26, 2009 Great joke. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 The PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is going to be outraged when they read it. You just doomed the entire bear species. Some one needs to edit the joke so the bears will have a happy ending. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted July 27, 2009 Administrator Share Posted July 27, 2009 Then what about the poor little bike rider frog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irefay Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I would have grabbed the frog and rode off with him. He would probably bring a pretty penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted July 27, 2009 Administrator Share Posted July 27, 2009 It is good they included the helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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