The Nun at Hooters

[dock98]

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into

a local Hooters. The

place was hopping with music and loud conversation and

every once in a while

'the lights would turn off.'

Each time the lights would go out, the place would

erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went

silent and everyone

started quietly talking amongst themselves.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I

please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that

there is a statue of

a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'

'Well, I really need to use the facilities so I'll

just have to look the

other way,' said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun the way to the

bathroom.

When she came back out, everyone was smiling and

looking at her and then the

whole place erupted in a loud round of applause!

She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't

understand. Why did they

applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'

'Well, now they know you're a regular Joe' said the

bartender, 'Would you

like a drink? It's on the house.'

'No, thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said

the puzzled nun. 'Well,

sister,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone

lifts the fig leaf on

that statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?

[spasserfan]

Nice one :frusty: