{Joke} An old man goes to the doctor's

[Bolt_Gundam510]

An old man goes to the doctor's, he walks into the busy waiting room, goes up to the desk and says to the lady receptionist, "Can i please see the doctor."

"Certainly, sir" she says. "What is it about?"

"I've got a problem with my dick."

A few stifled chuckles spread round the room, the receptionist is obviously slightly embarrassed and flustered. "Sir, i would advise that you do not speak like that in such a public place."

The old man is indignant. "If you don't want an embarrassing answer, you shouldn't ask embarrassing questions," he says.

"But sir, surely it would make sense just to make up a problem, and then tell the doctor the real problem when you see him. Say its a problem with your ear or something. It would cause much less embarrassment."

"Ok, i take your point", the man says.

The receptionist continues, "Shall we start again?"

"Can i please see the doctor." The man requests.

"Certainly, sir" she says. "What is it about?"

"I have a problem with my ear."

"Uh-huh, and what is the problem?"

"I can't piss out of it!"