{Joke}Man and the hospital

[Bolt_Gundam510]

This bloke is in hospital having a circumcision operation when by accident the surgeons knife slips ans slits his ballbag open and his balls roll off the bed and on to the floor, without thinking the nurse traps them with her foot, and knackers them, the doctor says "We can't send him home with no testicles, has anybody got any ideas" the nurse says "Ping pong balls", "no", says the doctor, "When he's in the bath they will keep floating to the top of the water", "What about marbles then", the nurse says, "no" the doc says again "When he's walking, all he will hear is 'click, click, click'.

So the nurse leaves the room and comes back five minutes later with a bag " Here you go, pickled onions, they are just the right size and weight, he will never know any different". So they put in the pickled onions and stitch him up. Three months later he goes for a checkup and says to the doctor "If you see a blonde with big tits, would it give you a hard on?" and doc says "Yes of course it would, why?" and the bloke says "Well i used to all the time, but now i only get an erection if i see a fucking cheese sandwich"