{Joke} Yee HAAAA

[Bolt_Gundam510]

Redneck Billy Joe and Redneck Mary Sue are joined in holy matrimony.

They spend their wedding night at the Motel 6 Honeymoon Suite in

Parthenon, Arkansas. They've abstained from the big deed until this

very night. Just as Billy Joe is about to make love to his new wife

for the first time, she stops him.

"Wait, Billy Joe. I just thought you should know... this ain't just

our first time. It's my first time ever. I'm a virgin. I been savin'

myself just for you."

"Whut you say, Mary Sue?"

"I said, I'm a virgin. One hunnert percent cherry. Just for you on our

weddin' night."

"Yore a VIRGIN!?!" He asked somewhat shocked.

"That's right. Please be gentle."

"Gentle? Gentle my ass. I'm outta here!" With that, Billy Joe pulls up

his pants, hard-on and all, and leaves his virgin bride lying alone

and naked. He slams the door, gets in his pickup, and drives home.

"Paw! Paw! Wake up! Yore not gonna believe this!"

"Huh? Billy Joe, whut the hell you doin' here? It's 3am on yore

weddin' night! Why the hell ain't you and that purty new wife of yours

in a haystack somewhere doing it like rabbits?"

"Paw, I wuz all set to do just that, when Mary Sue up and tells me

that she's a virgin!"

"A VIRGIN?"

"That's right, Paw. One hunner percent cherry. As soon as she told

me, I got the hell outta there as fast as I could!"

"Well, son, lemme tell you, you did the right thing... Cuz if she

ain't good enough fer her own fam'ly, she certainly ain't good enough

for ours."

Please Don't be offended if this relates to you. It is only a joke.