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{Joke} In the army


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It was Christmas leave for a young man who had just completed his first year in the army. At Christmas dinner his father asked him, "Well son how did it go, your first year in the army?"

"Well it has been just great dad but for one thing....

We were all up 15 thousand feet in the air for our first Parachute jump, when it was my turn to jump. I was really scared and panicked, the sarge then screamed, "If you don't jump right now I'll stick my dick right up your ars."

His father asked, "Did u jump?"

He replied, "Well, a little at first"

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