{Joke} The perfect day in accordance to him and her

[Bolt_Gundam510]

The perfect day according to HER:

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses

9:00 5 pound lighter on the scale

9:30 Light breakfast

11:00 Sunbathe

12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe

1:45 Shopping

2:30 Run into boyfriend/husband's ex - notice she's gained 50 pounds

3:00 Facial, massage, nap

7:30 Candelight dinner for two and dancing

10:00 Make love

11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The perfect day according to HIM:

6:45 Alarm

7:00 Shower and massage

7:30 Blowjob

7:45 Massive dump while reading the sports section

8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli bloody mary

8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta

9:30 Front 9 Augusta National Golf Club

11:30 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens

12:30 Blowjob

12:45 Back 9 Augusta National Golf Club

2:30 Limo to Augusta airport, Bombay Sapphire martini

2:45 Lear Jet to Nassau, Bahamas

3:30 Afternoon of fishing with all female crew

(topless), catch 1,249 lb. blue marlin, grilled

tuna and steamed lobster appetizers,

6 Heinekens, nap.

6:15 Blowjob

6:30 Lear Jet back to O'Hare,

total hot oil body massage intransit

7:30 Shit, shower, shave

8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation,

Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal

involving graphic pictures and large farm animals

9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carleton: Oysters Casino, 20 oz. filet (rare),

gorgonzola salad, fettucini alfredo,

Chateau Laffite Rothschild 1963 (magnum),

creme brulet, Louis XIV cognac, Cohiba Lancero

10:30 Sex with 3 women

(at least two of which are of mixed racial origin)

11:30 Whirlpool, steam, massage

12:00 Women quietly get dressed, hail cab, and leave

12:05 Sleep

[Atasas]

LOL very good!

PS Bolt you are on the roll dude!

[3NIGM4]

fun stuff thx lol