the hunter

[dock98]

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to

everyone

about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a

good shot and no

one could dispute that. But then he said that they

could blindfold him

and he would recognize any animal's skin from its

feel, and if he could

locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what

caliber the bullet

was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he

was willing to prove

it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was

on.

They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his

first animal skin. After

feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear."

Then he felt the bullet

hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was

right. They brought

him another skin, one that someone had in their car

trunk. He took a bit

longer this time and then said, "Elk, shot with a 7mm

Mag rifle." He was

right again.

Through the night, he proved his skills again and

again, every time against

a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home drunk out

of his mind and went

to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the

mirror that he had one

hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was

drunk last night, but I think

I'd remember a brawl. Where did I get this black eye?

" His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got

into bed and put your

hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit

and loudly announced,

'Skunk, killed with an axe.'

[Zeus_Hunt]

;)

[shought]

Hehehe :) Nice one dock :)