viagra coffee

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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician

to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an

aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an

'Irish Viagra'.

It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee.

He won't even taste it.

Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how

things went."

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who

directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear

exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was

horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his

coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped

straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his

pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm,

he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me

clothes to tatters and took me then and there

passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I

tell you,

an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the

sex your husband provided wasn't good?"

"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as

I'm sittin' here,

I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again