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Butt Measurements

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man

looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I

mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill

and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's

bottom.

'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the

barbecue!! The woman chose to ignore her husbands comments

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little

frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him

off.

'What's wrong?' he asks.

She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this

big-ass grill for one little weenie?