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So i compiled this piece of crap. IQ tend to go down when human are gathering, this is a fiiiiine exemple lol. Unsurprisingly shought's name is the most cited, tho Lite is close second. I dont know who's the dumbest, the one's who participated in this or me for compiling it.

Compiled by 3nigm4 march-17-09 till page 57.

Once upon an evening this douche got ugly so his granny decided too that she should violate everyone by farting in everyone’s bedroom. Leaving streaks on the ceiling where Shought faintet and Cracked software worth nothing, not at ….. all that it stank’ and violated vegans virginity except me Then took exception and threw Granny Out of france! Granny landed atop next of what helmet with Lite because every person needs something wich can make Marik scream Like crazy, Horny Then eBait and Grandpa Noddy tried bungee-jumping from a tall mountain dew with blindfolds Yelling GERONIMOOOOOOooooooooooo at frogs and defragmenting each other’s hardisk After dancing with wolves Then spectators tried throwing cow-dung With (own) Hands without gloves Making whole giant Poo ‘’Close-Encounter-of-the-Third-Kind’’ aliens beside Alcosoft-Soft Orgy like dogs a$$ hole who stinks like Nirvana choking and having sex suddenly Mr.Bean ejaculates before Cartman had climaxed his Lower Wand was firewalled with something Illegally cracked from Another Program that was Microsoft’s Infection to Beta-testeers that test Came out Of Leonidas’ and then BSODs seemed endless in windows Vista but Lookin around Cartman Big Juicy nuts spunk yesterday tits flew over Shought’s hands then another day at the brothel a policeman hit hard and analyzed whores who had sexy tomatoe-sandwiches with chicken barbecue making an Outrageusly humongous cock sucking performance while eating pussy. Yet enormous and juicy MILF with great ass stuck right next to her extreme climaxing goat doing sixty-nine on each-other from really compromising angels Cha cha! bleepin’ clasic! ?. Suddenly Something smashed against an ass hole plugin revealing Freaky lil stuck-up cheeks pressed buttocks taken down sodomized together eternally like little dwarfs dangling towards another testicle driven towards euphoria in gravitational then disgaurded thrusts to orgasmic oregano exploding peppermint flavored extra tangy sperm making pollination thing fertilizing nOObs and spawning scoobydoo with shaggy undergrowth hellokitty pussy licking a$$ with booty kicking him inside and turning fans becoming UFOs aliens infected with AIDS wich destructs aliens boogers that poo pee and fart adding terrible stink killing mouses rats computer laptop Salesmen Jehova witnesses preaching another fiery humongous long hairy stinky hellfire tomato with shought using NOD32 viagra driven by your on-and-only hand jerking very slowly and back-n-forth position of foreskin with added protection for friction gaining speed momentum velocity better orgasm and explosive spurts bustin sperm and mayonnaise compound with embryo crawling around under Catwoman's tiny pussy hole firewalled with ZoneAlarm wich shought patched with perverts lurking in CyberSpace ads and hunting tigers with dildos screaming loudly Jeronimooooooo ejaculated water-like lava flowing seamlessly synergy with Niagara waterfalls mushrooms stomping gnomes nerds humping moose mercilessly yawning incredulously. India annoying people humping Pakistan excruciatingly in cricket. Rack-server meaning ambiguously big goats mutton chops stand tall making apple-fried-rice BigMac igglus. Some MEN Wear Nothing only Jockeys At Nsane not only Shought but Aliens. Since Shought is dancing with Carmen lifting Lite using admin authority modifying people's Posts Snoring Cussing banning rKanjEL and seeing Irefay as an Sniper killing Terrorists sworn secretly to not urinate on his hidden Pistol loaded and cocked With a heavy hand lifting Pants strenghthened By hard Fought freedom from opossums and marijuana BONG and Micro$h1t messing with APPLE and anderson sh1tt1ng bill gates between legs SPANKIN shought goo on The rooftop ovulating caviar right out Lite Lit the candle and ran twords the side excited but panting and dancing he hit past two tiny cats swirling like hurricane excreting OZONE infested ice bergs titanic. AT the media. YELLING jeronimo daniel ran like the wind. Who hopped to Zimbabwe straight to utopia. Shought hacked into nsanedown and Finished daniel5000ce. In another file, Lite locked rKAnjEL in indefinably irrelevant stories meat wich are written In deep codes. Does hacking cracking and Spanking got to deliver dildos to old dudes rectum. One day daniel farted overtly, loudly, disgustingly, suffocatingly, horrendously surprisingly pungent, mordacious, stinking, frosty, pugnacious, snappy, hot, dreadful, steaming shit is splattered internaly by George ending in ultimate utopia sex doing it slowly repeatedly after eating peanuts and laxatives producing gastrointestinal acidity and farting uncontrollably. After loadshedding a gigantic wooden Horse named Twiggy doing jack squat naked donaldo duck uncanny under the endless darkness of carnal human Shadow obelus up pachyrhizus ass whoopin' stinky yacht anchored among YOU obnoxious, loathsome, desperate, Destruction soon natedogg will begin dancing nude IFOC Nikon needs censoring. OTOH, nudity 2009 will be teh pathbreaking year of Ox. irefay busted 2008 fags sniping fubar amongs themselves scintillating, electrifying the hands screaming crackpipe evicting elephants singing Macarena and arguing about things that flabbergasting by using inflatable balloons searing in the epitome towards antagonistic nsane, box Lifting into audacious people eating grapes banana with monkeys. On weekends in disneyland, hackers jump, pump pandas rectum machine-driven dildo diving bare-ass accumulating tiny white ticks from shought. Tonight µTorrent must pee-to-pee azureus seeking domination over pentagon shaped Obama's humongous stunning LuLz ubiquitous obfuscation skinning supersized people eow! on blazing sunny yanker (yikes!). It taciturnly signaled whistleblowers to telephone obliviously obnoxious xerography of obituary refrences circulating amidst chaotic alive evil village people doing hide-and-seek with shought under influence of Hydrocodone Alcohol every day after that outbreak . Lite however, everytime gyrates towards something containing malevolent Pink and brown hairy furry whiskers stuck between ones placed bottom of tarantula's booty thiefs slaves seducing gnomes infected with herpes influenza. Recently, apes gained poetic license involving HomoSapiens and Homos hopping, pumping dumping smooching, shaking jerking off To two millimeters of fudge. Dodging silver bullets aimed precisely towards bulls-eye targets. Alas! Medusa tickled my M-1 Match grade Garand Rifle with serpentine wire hairdo with lice pink engram unsure raccoon hunting but babinski batted hysterically, antagonizing marksmen standing in nebula nsane world filled hackers with 8GB-RAM 1TB-HD, Viagra, and 4 tons of tnt. Monsters, Aliens , zombies scratching hairs frantically upon domestic pussies ownership of furry bushy, shaggy platypelloid, Octopussy supply unlimited stench stink everlasting amen. ass hole on the fence everlasting Valentinelover annihilates nuts silently inhaling vaporised red head ends eradicating himself with dildo lubricated back-and-forth, recharged euphorically pulsating hole climaxed intermittently unexpectedly quick under waterfalls pulling his pants asunder organs derailed causing disaster management catastrophe council Chieftain explorer wriggling extraordinaire snaky pigtail oiled with flowery baked powder coated magnanimously Over lubricated sh1tholes (eew!) from eternal deep hellfire rising tumultuously and rigorously into limbo dancing freakazoid near volcanic arthropods dressed up painstakingly and embarassingly like Nudist naked rubbing armpits Against RSS-Bot while molly-cuddlying each other. RSS_Bot fainted (in) excitement before they engaged sexually near Niagara, another group party orgy gets out-doors jeopardizing experience. Neverthless, comdoms, stick was extravagant to the max but unexpectedly the last comdom evaporated in, nebraska where, people found, cute map treasure Island without Robinson_Crusoe related adventure with digging uncharted territory borders involving guguruga sticks, so (it) it trace glue leakage going awry causing sticky incredulous pain shooting behind me, trailing around loud mouth of, freaks from nsane.forum aiming skywards ever starving for pizza

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AshTheGamer

This is nothing to do with the topic...

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It has - a nice compilation of what has been written thus far :welcome:

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