make me feel like a woman

[dock98]

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The

turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is

struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front

of the plane.'I'm too young to die,' she

wails.Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want

my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare,

riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from Arizona stands up in the rear of the plane.

He is handsome: tall, well built, with darkbrown hair and hazel eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt..........

One button at a time........ No one moves............ He removes his shirt.............

Muscles ripple across his chest......... She gasps...................

He whispers.................'Iron this...then get me a beer.'

[shought]

Hehe, i like it dock :balloon:

[irefay]

... and dont forget about dinner."

Why are womans feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the stove :balloon:

-My wife loves that one.