Bolt_Gundam510 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 1) Did you fart?cuz you blew me away.2) Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in.4) Do you have a library card?cuz I'd like to sign you out5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?cuz I can see myself in em.6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,I'd store my nuts in yer hole.7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,but beauty's only a light switch away.8_) Man - "Fat Penguin!"Woman - "WHAT?"Man - "I just wanted to say something that would breakthe ice."9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went inta this cheap motel room.11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,we kin sleep til afternoon.and.... the best for last!13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoKz Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 LMAO! :P they are funny nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 i think i know them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 i think i know them.Dont tell me u have used one of them :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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