ck_kent Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me.Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed."Where the hell have you been?!""Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her.""Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!! You went bowling again!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotaXor Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myidisbb Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted November 27, 2011 Administrator Share Posted November 27, 2011 Pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karachidude Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 lolllll..nice :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddyfre Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 :rofl: hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Nice one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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