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blondes jokes

1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed

to a

regular one? ( You have to hollow out the head.)

2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?

(They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.)

3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO?

(It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.)

4. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?

(They drowned during Spring Training.)

5. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

(To see what was on the other side.)

6. How did the blonde die drinking milk?

(The cow stepped on her.)

7. How did the blonde burn her nose?

(Bobbing for French fries.)

8. Why do blondes have more fun?

(They're easier to amuse.)

9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

(Frosted flakes.)

10. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

(They keep breaking them with their hammers.)

11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into

the air? (She

missed.)

12. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's

ear? (Data

transfer.)

13. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?

(Because

she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.)

14. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?

(She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up

her mind.)

15. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out

light bulbs?

(She needed them for the darkroom she was building.)

16. Why are Asians so smart?

(No blondes.)

17. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?

(You get to park in the Handicapped Zone)

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