Bolt_Gundam510 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.She says, "Answer the door."He says, "But my face is a mess."She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Hehehe :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Ha ha! nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eBait Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 now thats funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt_Gundam510 Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 Ew.well it does say {a bit rude!beware!} but i thought it was good though, sick but good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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