dock98 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buya packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful womanassistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over herthumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. Iapparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the storeto see if it was empty. It was empty."Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouseand removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do theseexcite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could dowas nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her pantiesand lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I couldno longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"she asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.She fainted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zer0buRn Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 ROFL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATE9X Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 lol.. before i had read the till the 3rd last line i thought maybe you were talking about yourself..! :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 ;) LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eBait Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted March 7, 2008 Author Share Posted March 7, 2008 lol.. before i had read the till the 3rd last line i thought maybe you were talking about yourself..! ;)huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anteus Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt_Gundam510 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 ;) ;) ;) :Pnow that was good at least she can take something to rid her of the unwanted pregnancy, but still so dam funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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