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Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.

The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad

news and good

news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and

will need help

eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

:lmao: :cheers:

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