dock98 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado... and off they were whirled to the land of OZThey finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard " What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz? " Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:"I've come for some courage.""No Problem!" said the Wizard. "Who's next?"Richard Nixon stepped forward,"Well, I think I need a heart.""Done!" says the Wizard."Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"Up stepped George Bush and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain." "No problem!" said the Wizard. "Consider it done." Then there was a great silence in the hall.Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?""IS DOROTHY HERE?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myidisbb Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 lol cute one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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