dock98 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest, where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.Years went by, and no one dared call him Onestone, that is until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. YellowBird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! The moral is... can't kill two birds with one stone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt_Gundam510 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 that was good, the females dieing couse of to much sex. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 yeah,i never met one that would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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