dock98 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Two deaf people get married and during the first weekof marriage they find that they are unable tocommunicate in the bedroom with the lights out sincethey can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and manymisunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes:'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? Forinstance, at night, if you want to have sex with me,reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeezemy right breast two times.' The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writesback to his wife if she wants to have sex with him,reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis twohundred and fifty times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt_Gundam510 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 :unsure: good one Dock :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eBait Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 ;) amagawd ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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