Bolt_Gundam510 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 WOMEN'S ENGLISH:1. Yes = No2. No = Yes3. Maybe = No4. We need = I want5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry6. We need to talk = you're in trouble7. Sure, go ahead = you better not8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?MEN'S ENGLISH1. I am hungry = I am hungry2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy3. I am tired = I am tired4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!5. I love you = let's have sex now6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gayAnd finally.....A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man withrugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petroland set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Hehe, you've got some funny jokes bolt.7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with youMen's English:1. ...---'''Put words here'''---...? = I'd like to have sex with you :pirate:Women's English:1. Woman speaking = She figured out a way to make you do everything she wants; time to leave! :eekout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 "1. Woman speaking = She figured out a way to make you do everything she wants; time to leave!"too late,thats called marriage.any man can win an argument with a woman with theses two words"yes dear" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt_Gundam510 Posted February 24, 2008 Author Share Posted February 24, 2008 any man can win an argument with a woman with theses two words"yes dear"butt kisser :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 any man can win an argument with a woman with theses two words"yes dear"butt kisser :)im usually start further up but i like that too.funny post b. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoKz Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 this are all funny and make sense lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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