Bolt_Gundam510 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 The Future of Nursery RhymesHumpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct.It's Raining, It's Pouring.Oh shit, it's Global Warming.Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with herbetween two chunks of bread.Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.Said Simple Simon to the pie man'What have u got there?'Said the pie man unto Simon Pies you dickhead. Mary had a little lambit ran into a pylon.10,000 volts went up its arseand turned its wool to nylon.Georgy porgy puddingham piekissed the girls and made them cry.When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cause he was gay. Jack and JillWent up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a passand grabbed her assNow two of his teeth are missing.Mary had a little lambIts fleece was white and wispy.Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 its all funny but jack and jill is my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoKz Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Jack and JillWent up the hillAnd planned to do some kissing.Jack made a passand grabbed her assNow two of his teeth are missing.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 It's Raining, It's Pouring.Oh shit, it's Global Warming.Jack and JillWent up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a passand grabbed her assNow two of his teeth are missing.my favs haha :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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