Bolt_Gundam510 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 2008 Tax Code The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size: The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12' Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10' Pole Tax $250.00 5 - 8' Privilege Tax $150.00 3 - 5 ' Nuisance Tax $30.00 Males exceeding 12' must file capital gains. Anyone under 4' is eligible for a tax refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION so u all be paying a nuisance tax huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 " so u all be paying a nuisance tax huh" did my wife show you that picture? it wasn't fair,the water was cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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