old is when

[dock98]

OLD IS WHEN:

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of

your face.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as

long

as you don't have to go along.

3. Getting a little action means I don't need

fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the

parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!