Zeus_Hunt Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 1. An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,please sanction me one-week leave.2. This is from Oracle : From an employee who wasperforming the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I wantto shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."3. Leave-letter from an employee who wasperforming his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."4. Administration dept:"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,please grant me 10 days leave."5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "SinceI've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may notreturn, please grant me half day casual leave"6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, pleasedeclare one day holiday."7. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. Irequest you to leave me today"8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."10. Another one:"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."11. Actual letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband athome I may be granted leave".12. Letter writing: -"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."13. A candidate's job application:"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the pastseveral years and I can handle both with good experience, I amapplying for the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preso Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 no 6..... :lol: ;) who's this person, a king of what.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrak Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 numbers 4 and 11 :lol:I might've actually used no 11... if I had a wife... and I worked... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erRor67 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I like number 10.. its so pointless :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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