dock98 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. - Woody AllenSex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. - Swami XWhen a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. - Author UnknownLove is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - WoodyAllenWomen need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy CrystalSex is more than an act of pleasure, its’ the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them. - Author UnknownSex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy - Steve MartinI think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.Elton John.A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing. - Phyllis DillerMy love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody AllenI believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic. - Woody AllenI know nothing about sex because I was always married. - Zsa Zsa GaborOlder women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. - Ian Fleming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoKz Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 ahahaha most of them are true lol :eekout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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