dock98 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?Because they have cotton balls.What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?Mace will do that to you.Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?Everyone has the same DNA.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.Where does an Irish family go on vacation?A different bar.Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?They named him "Sum Ting Wong "What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?A speech impedimentWhat's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins"Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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