dock98 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE... What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?Juan on JuanWhat is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?The position of the dirt bagWhy is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?DoughnutsWhy is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.What do attorneys use for birth control?Their personalities.What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?10 years and 45 lbsWhat's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?45 minutesWhat's the fastest way to a man's heart?Through his chest with a sharp knife.Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?Because those men already have boyfriends.What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see youWhy do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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