gotta pee

[dock98]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however

they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi

Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to

pee,

so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so

she thought she would take off her panties and use

them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive

pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

that had a wreath with a ribbon on it,

so she proceeded to wipe wi th that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded

to go home.

The next day one of the women's husband

was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent

wife

was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other

husband

and said:

'These girl nights have got to stop!

I'm starting to suspect the worst..

my wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing'

said the other husband,

'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that

said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you.'