"Frost Loves To Lay Eggs"

[Noddy]

"Frost Loves To Lay Eggs"

Frost returns home from the pub late one Friday night stinking drunk, as usual and creeps into bed beside his wife who is fast asleep. He gives her a loving peck on the cheek and falls asleep. When he wakes up, he finds a strange man with long strands of silver hair in a flowing white robe, standing at the foot of his bed.

"Who're you?" demands Frost, "and what the hell are you doing in my bedroom?"

The mysterious looking man answers, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter."

Frost is stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family – you've got to send me back right away."

St Peter replies "Yes, you can be reincarnated but I'm afraid there's a catch. We can send you back only as a dog or a hen."

Frost is devastated, but knowing there's a farm not far from his house, he chooses to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he's covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thinks until he feels this strange sensation welling up deep inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolls over and says, "So you're the new hen, how're you enjoying your first day here?"

"It's not at all bad" replies Frost, "but I have this strange feeling Inside like I'm about to explode"

"You're ovulating" explains the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before"

"Never" replies Frost

"Well relax and let it just happen"

And so he does and a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from beneath his tail. An immense feeling of pleasure sweeps over him and his emotions get the better of him as he experiences the glory of motherhood for the very first time. When he lays his second egg, he feels so euphoric that he realizes being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that could've ever happened to him!!!

As he's just about to lay his third egg, the sensation is now peaking to a dizzy crescendo and he feels an enormous smack on his forehead with his wife's voice floating from the background – "Frost, wake up you drunken retard, you're sh*tting in the bed"

[dock98]

lol,i could see that coming.