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Popular Post Krinal 1,096 Posted October 27, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 27, 2020 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!” lurch234, leapinlizards, aum and 4 others 6 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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lurch234 1,763 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 A man wakes up in the recovery room after a bowel removal operation. The nurse sitting next to him says: "Oh Good! You are awake. Your surgeon has a favor to ask. Could you please go take a dump as soon as possible?" "He wants his watch back..." flash13, Krinal, scarabou and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flash13 15,648 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Karlston 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aum 4,547 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 How do you start a fairy tale in the modern era? "If elected, I promise..." Krinal, scarabou and Karlston 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Popular Post Krinal 1,096 Posted October 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 29, 2020 Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning." "That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?" flash13, phen0men4, jbleck and 4 others 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Krinal 1,096 Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked. Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded... "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms! scarabou, TrojanK, leapinlizards and 3 others 3 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Akaneharuka 1,338 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Teacher : What come`s after 720 ? Me : 721 Teacher : Then why did you write 1080 ? Me : Karlston and Krinal 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Krinal 1,096 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amy?" "My goldfish died," replied Amy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat." phen0men4, TrojanK, jbleck and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aum 4,547 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife." Karlston, Krinal, vitorio and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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